fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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