things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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