You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
