they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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