Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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