he puts the penis in happiness.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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