i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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