fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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