U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
