Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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