I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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