I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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