these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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