He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
is wine microwaveable?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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