But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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