If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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