I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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