did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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