Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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