Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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