Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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