Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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