Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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