i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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