whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
my poor anus
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My life is pants optional.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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