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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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