My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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