well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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