Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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