why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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