so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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