He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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