He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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