Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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