How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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