First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
