I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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