new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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