I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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