So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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