On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Naked Twister starts at high noon
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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