she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
