Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
