Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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