so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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