so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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