i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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