Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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