As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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