Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
