just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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